Thursday, November 29, 2007

Playback: Remastered

Lately I’ve been having these memories that are really throwing me for a loop.  They’re so richly detailed, so multi-sensory, so intense and compelling that they leave me momentarily wondering which reality is operative.  Usually it’s odors that bring back this kind of whole-body memory for me - coastal bluff smells, or tar, or rhododendron blossoms.  But really, those olfactory memory triggers are much more generalized, evoking an era, a feeling, something (like odors themselves) without clear edges.  These recent memories of mine, on the other hand, have been much more concrete.  I know what’s behind them, too: it’s the music.

Over the past few months a lot of new music has flowed into my household.  That’s always a good thing.  Some of it’s brand new to me, like the Bud E Luv covers of Ozzy classics.  Some is familiar in a non-specific sort of way, like all that Santana that I’ve heard so often on the radio but never owned.  And then, there’s the stuff I used to own, and owned to the hilt, but that I lost years ago to the inevitable depredations of time and its associated relocations and erosions.  These were important tunes, too - music I didn’t just listen to, but that shaped my life as it played for me.  In some cases, one special listening session was seared into permanent memory; in others, I listened again and again under similar circumstances till a path had been literally burned into my brain.  In either case, there’s a past reality behind my present listening, and when I hear those songs again that superseded era returns to me with an immediacy that leaves me groping for artifacts longs since discarded. 

This all seems overly intellectual, no surprise.  Perhaps some specifics might clarify my point:

Leftoverture: I so clearly remember getting the album at a local Warehouse Records, riding home with it flapping in its bag against the pink evening air as my old bike ate up pavement.  I stared at the image of the ancient sage on the cover, memorizing the lyrics to “Wayward Son.” I still know most of those lyrics and that old guy is still a good old friend of mine.  I’d just completely forgotten him till he popped up on my little iPod screen. 

Benefit: Back in the day, when I mostly listened to Gershwin and Rogers-Hart musicals because that’s what we had at home, my good friend Glickfish took it upon himself to introduce me to the larger musical world.  To this end, he stared giving me home-recorded cassettes of spooled ferric oxide tape, Maxell and Memorex lozenges bearing his swift pencil-scrawl on the labels and pasteboard inserts.  There was a time that most of my music fit this description, but the stuff I wore out first was the Tull.  Damn but I liked that Jethro Tull, and I listened to it day and night on my shoddy little top-loading analog-v.u.-metered deck.  Benefit was one of the albums I most diligently replayed and re-replayed.  As I listen now, again, for the first time in 20 years or so, to the breadth of styles and themes addressed on that album, I’m transported from my seat on my bus to the twin bed in the corner of my shag-rugged bedroom.  I can see the op-art wallpaper, I can smell my old dog, and my fingers can feel again that crude little button marked “play.” I sure pressed that button a lot.  It sort of feels now like it’s pressing me. 

Aja: Never let it be said that I don’t recognize quality when I hear it.  At 13 tender years of age, I went to Sears with my Bar Mitzvah money and got myself a stereophonic music-playing device, chunky and woodgrained with soothing green illumination for the radio dial and mode selector.  I could play LPs, listen to both A. and F.M., or utilize the latest technology for enjoying skip-free playback convenience: the 8-track.  Unscratchable, poncho-pocket convenient, and as modern as a push-button telephone, the 8-track offered four full “programs” of about two-and-a-half songs each, switching over from one program to the next with an audible - unmistakable, really - clunk (typically in the middle of a guitar solo or lyrical passage).  Actually, even at the time it felt like a clumsy format but I was too much of a tool not to buy the product that was being sold to me, so I would up with time on my hands and a stack of ungainly 8-tracks in their little cardboard sleeves for my listening enjoyment.  Generally, I got comedy, big bands, bagpipe music and patriotic marches, because I did not know what the hell I was doing, but at some point I stretched my boundaries and picked up some Zappa and some Steely Dan, and I listened the hell out of those bad boys.  It was hot, that summer, and I’d stare at the enigmatic typography of the Aja sleeve as that crazy tape clunked through all four programs, again and again.  Something about that music made me think that life, somewhere, was a lot more interesting than what I was experiencing of it - dangerous and sexy and full of promises that neither my paternal homestead, nor my personal timidity, nor even my dorky technology could entirely keep hidden from me.  And now I’ve got Aja again and it’s still making all those dangerous, exciting promises to me.  They don’t have to be true - I’m pretty sure they’re not, really, not anymore.  But it’s great to hear them again.

21st Century Schizoid Man: This song was and remains a powerhouse, the kind of tune that distinguishes the symphonic prog-rock genre.  Listening to it in my college dorm room at the highest volume I could muster, it scared me and exhilarated me.  But then one day in 1983 my housemate lent me a new toy he’d just purchased - a “walk man.” This was a tiny tiny cassette player, anomalous in that age of enormous ghettoblasters.  It was so small it didn’t even have speakers - just eentsy headphones that, when activated, made it sound like music was actually playing inside your head.  People were starting to use them more and I wondered what the fuss was about.  So one fine fall day I borrowed the magical musical trinket, popped in a recording of In the Court of the Crimson King (on which the track in question appears), and wandered out to the middle of campus.  Once there I slipped the puffy little ‘phones over my delicate shell-pink ears and turned the sucker on.  The sound was deafening, but somehow, finally, correct.  The screaming, the pain, the anomie that was inscribed on every note had finally truly come to life for me and was being acted out by every goddamn person on the face of the planet.  The music had been reified - or, perhaps, finally, I was able to recognize it as it was being performed for me, live on the world stage.  The music ripped the cover off the complacency to which I’d grown inured.  That sultry afternoon it rocked me to my core, and wouldn’t you know it, I think it’s rocking there still. 

I’d typed this all up last night and then froze my screen and lost it all.  Why, I asked myself: Why!??  Oh, I realized today, it was so I could wrap it up with a link to a nice collection of terrible album covers that I found today on News of the Weird - Daily.  You’re welcome - and do please stay as funky as you want to be! 

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Maccus Gargantuus

A tiny notelet from the web: feeling peckish this fine tuesday morning?  considering a tasty burger from the Olden Garches?  but afraid that it won’t fill the bottomless void of your digestive trough now that you’ve stretched it to the point of flacidity with a huge turkey dinner and maybe a visit to one of those argentine “meat-on-swords” places?  Fear not, my carniverous friends.  A thoughtful man from the mysterious east has performed an important thought-experiment to determine, and then create, the future of the big mac.  Once the world’s largest, most meattastic instant sandwich, it’s fallen behind the times and hardly seems worth the effort these days.  But in the future… watch out!

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Pop Star

I’m back - and better than ever!  We had a whirlwind tour of lesser Porchland, including a few local playgrounds, a small handful of finer hippie-friendly dining establishments, some of the coolest doughnuts (NOT “donuts") I’ve ever et, a healthy portion of painful overstuffing at Scott’s very gracious folks’ house, and generally plenty of lounging, laughing and catching up.  And now I’m back and though I’ve had a few items to attend to in the interim and a bit more precious time with friends, I did want to launch this little dinghy of a story that I’m hoping you enjoy.  With all the nice time I’ve had lately with Z, I’ve been feeling particularly paternal - and that led me to think that this story might be entertaining today (and as an added incentive, there are photos to follow):

My sensors went off as soon as I saw them - two white men, dressed shabby and walking none too fast, one with a very well-seasoned backpack clinging to his shoulders and one toting a rumpled clutch of opaque plastic shopping sacks.  Their faces, though freshly shaved, were weather-leathered, and their shuffling gait bespoke a much more than passing familiarity with the sidewalks. 

Zach’s fingers were wrapped softly around one of mine as we toddled together down a side street toward the closest-to-home playground, meandering and exploring, idyllic innocents on a late-summer’s mid-morning.  Crisp shadows below us and warm sun on our shoulders, we soaked up each other’s company, hand in hand.  But my hand closed reflexively around his when I heard someone shouting hoarsely.  “Bill!” The voice was as cracked and sunbaked as the pavement beneath us.  “Bill!,” he repeated, “hey!”

Bill must have been the scruffy dude with the knapsack and unkempt mustache who was ambling along just in front of me.  He stopped, searched down the source of the hail across the street and behind us, and shouted back “Wazzup?,” with an eerily-similar voice, ambling randomly out into the street.  The man across the street - I could see him now, sloppy and shabby and shuffling like his friends - shouted again: “Ya got any, uh, change?  I, uh… need… some....” His voice faded into traffic and gravel. 

Zach’s fingers around my own felt tender and vulnerable.  He seemed to be ignoring the whole exchange going on around us; I could not.  “Waddaya need?,” Bill shouted back again, his hands rummaging in well-reamed pockets on his way to meet his friend.  The dude who’d been walking with him just stood and watched, his shopping sacks drifting inconsequentially back and forth in the breeze.  Bill and the guy who needed change met in the middle of the quiet street and swiftly concluded some small transaction; Bill then returned and went with the sackman into our playground.

Into our playground.  I suppose I knew they were going to go there, but really, the temerity.  This is a playground for children.  I’d like my two-year-old to be able to enjoy it without wondering if some wino is going to befoul it for him.  I wasn’t happy about it, but it sort of felt inevitable as I watched them slip through the gates into Argonne playground. 

By the time Z and I arrived at those gates, Bill and his buddy had already ensconced themselves, with moderate discretion, at the picnic area just inside the fence, around one of several heavy tables cemented into the small plaza.  Buddy had already taken off his white leather track shoes, which were grimy and worn into laceless grey apostrophes.  He was just in the process of unfurling a newly-appropriated set of laces, so clean and white that his shoes looked positively wretched in comparison. 

As we entered the seclusion of the playground’s curtilage, Zach insisted on opening and closing the big heavy iron gates for me.  It took every ounce of his strength and concentration.  As Z worked the gate, brow furrowed and shoulders squared, Bill and his buddy paused, looked up, and watched us with lugubrious eyes.  Once he had safely closed the gate, Z turned around with a big grin, grabbed my hand again in a grasp both eager and tender, and pulled me toward the heart of the playground.  Bill shouted after him, “Way to go, big guy!  You’ll grow up to be big and strong like your dad!”

I was suddenly swept up with the tenderness of the moment and couldn’t restrain myself - I answered back: “He’ll do better than that, he’ll be kicking my ass soon enough!”

Bill replied, guffawing to the back of my head as we entered the playground: “I don’t think so, Pops!”

I kept on walking, didn’t turn around, but Bill had pulled me up short.  Had he really called me - Pops? 

Here’s a guy who’s sort of a bumbling good-natured real-life equivalent of Bluto, and he’s talking about me.  I mean, sure, I’ve got a kid and I’m not entirely fresh out of the gate, but really?  Pops?  It sounds so archaic, so stodgy - it evokes bow ties and bowlers, or speed racer’s avuncular mechanic, or Arthur Fiedler.  It just didn’t feel like it spoke to me

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciated the implied compliment to my strength and virility, even from Bill’s smeary, intemperate lips.  So sure, thanks for the vote of confidence - you think I’m strong enough to defend myself from my own thirty-month-old son.  That’s great.  Regardless, I’m somewhat unsanguine about my new sobriquet.  I don’t mind being a dad at all; in fact, I rather enjoy it - but “Pops” isn’t quite the same.  Eruptive, archaic, and non-palindromic - it’s not so much nickname as typecasting.  If Bill really thinks I’m the “Pops” type, I think one of us needs to retune his stereotypes. 

Wasn’t that fun?  and now, as promised: PHOTOS!

This is a close-up of a telephone pole in Portland; I think it had been used as some kind of impromptu fastener-storage facility.  But I could be wrong.
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Here’s a nice shot of several of my niece’s Ara-the-little-mermaids, one of which must be within arm’s reach at all times.
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Back in my own neighborhood, I just always liked this sign and finally got a decent shot of it:
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On saturday we visited some friends who took us to a wonderful playground with many excellent play structures, a long fast concrete slide, and a tunnel to the Berkeley Rose Garden, which afforded this opportunity:
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Finally, for those who wonder whether Z really had fun with his cousin at thanksgiving, I offer you this:
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and with that, I think we’d done enough damage for the night! 

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So I find myself with a few minutes to spare because of a computer problem, so in honor of the candied…

Candy: How to Make; How to Ridicule