Advice from a wise man with a very serious health issue: If God wanted puppets we’d have come with strings.
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Realization while running in the park and noticing which birds got out of my way and which ones seemed to try to divebomb me: Pigeons are bitchin’ but blackbirds are wackbirds.
thankyouverymuch.…
Perhaps violence is not the answer. Regardless, it can be extremely useful in clarifying the question.
I may not have been born ready - but I was weaned ready.
Found in an old notebook and I don’t know if I thought it or read it: “The artisan spends a career remaking his first vase.”
CHUCKLEHUT LEXICON: A Public Service
Tantamount: To have sex with your aunt.
here’s an image I can’t get out of my head: I’m like some lactose-intollerant homophobe hanging out at the Dairy Queen.
It’s time for me to leave - I’m heading out for a week with various subunits of my family. It will be a fun trip and I may even have amusing anecdotes to report upon my return, but…