Dude, I am so NOT giving you a foot rub. I might be willing to send you down the road to the therapist who gets paid to do that, but not me!
Would you like to become an efficiency consultant? Maybe you could help me with my packrat attitude. I keep things that are absolutely useless, just in case they become useful someday! I still have boxes for things that I don’t own anymore, that is pathetic!
I just got over my watch habit too. My cell phone does all my timekeeping now, and it does it rather well too.
