I’m torn between wanting to congratulate you and wanting to smack you for ever disbelieving. But does this mean you won’t have time for all us regular folk now?
Dang. I knew it.

I’m torn between wanting to congratulate you and wanting to smack you for ever disbelieving. But does this mean you won’t have time for all us regular folk now?
Dang. I knew it.

adding insult to other insult, I learn that some people aren’t able to get their comments posted here. It’s not like there’s that many folk who even visit, much less feel like commenting. regardless, I am apparently spurning them unintentionally. For this you have my apologies, and a half-hearted promise that I’ll try to look into it. If you have problems, do please email me so I can track your movements and income!

OH my...I expect that you will soon have those “guest” headline gigs rolling in faster than you can take dictation from the funny little voices.
You and Kel really must come to L.A. for a visit soon...a visit that isn’t family only. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.

Those contests always disclaim that all submissions become the property of the contest-holder ... the website, therefore, has a hundred-year stockpile of categorized headlines from which it can choose without any payment or credit to the author.
Congratulations on your achievement.

I like how the people picking headline writers actually use the word “superduper” in an e-mail.
