I appreciate the use of the phrase “bogus beam.”

You slay me with the last sentence!  You’ve got balls to hang that pun out there.

Honestly, I considered flying right by your Crepe story, but I couldn’t resist the forecoming knowledge about a food item I know little about.  So I read it, and I am better for it. 

Crepe on.

Brad: It just wouldn’t be Dan without the pun-bravery.

Now I’m hungry for crepes damnit.

I wonder if crepes are on their way ‘out’? IHOP is now serving them and the ones with Loganberries are To. Die. For.

Oh and let me just give you snaps for your ending pun:

“the crepe market is just a little too flat.”

I don’t know whether to hug you or slap you for that one.

Hm… Indian Crepes? Curry and spice and everything nice…

‘round these parts we don’t have the crepes, but are bursting at the seams with smoothie bars...and are really lacking in Dairy Queens.