I tell ya, you ride on the very BEST bus, either that or you manage to make the very best of the bus you ride on.

I tell ya, you ride on the very BEST bus, either that or you manage to make the very best of the bus you ride on.

For the record: rode in this morning on a bus full of cute young women. Sat next to a sour-smelling old prune of a woman, and was blocked in by the big fat butt of a phlegmatic young guy who just stood in front of me the whole way. Also, my old friend Katrina was sitting across from me and came over a few times to say hello. She’s going to have five days of dental work to repair her gold choppers. I tell ya, it’s seven days of pure glamor every week out here.

Sometimes the comments are almost as good as the story itself. :-)
I hate the bus around here, the experience would be closer to the one you wrote in the comments!

Wow, that’s a ton better than “dang, I wanted to bang this chick on the bus today”. ;)
I know this situation well. I’ve had many a conversation with a gorgeous girl that only I could hear (because it was in my head).
