Oh you dorky schlempfuzzle! I’m dying here… and there’s a chunk of sandwich stuck to my monitor now thanks to you.

What lovely buns!!

good one t - thankfully for the continued family-friendly nature of this site, there’s no special sauce with those all-beef patties…

i wouldn’t say the last set of buns on that page were lovely—i coulda done without seeing them. 

but you know there are a thousand one-liners that go with the clownette. like:
- would you like me to super-size?
- like to try the special sauce?
- we’re open late!
- wait’ll you try the McRib!

hehehehe......

Thanks for dumbing it down for me today.  I couldn’t input one more megabyte of data into this frazzled brain. 

Mrs. McDonald creepy.  Japanese butts funny.

Damn forbidden URLs…

A little warning would have been nice...y’know, beyond the standard “it’s surreal” That could mean a Magritte painting for all I know.