Oh Dan. You never do truly get any rest.  While under the weather, and abouve the sheets… One should take a pill, to get lots of SLEEP.  Teehee.

Chicken soup for you!

M.

Hi!  I hope you feel better.  Today, I too have that same ailment--"listlessness!" And that discouraging feeling of being “in limbo!” The one bright spot is that thanks to your telling me of DON*T weeks ago and correlating it perhaps a sign from higher powers.........  I actually have not craved a single donut ever since.  My size 6 pants thanks you!!  I think I’ll be taking plenty of Vitamin P for what ails me today.......  Praying that is.........

He, blast and wipe. You are right though, the first thing I thought of was something for my nose. Blast it up a nostril then wipe.

Get better soon. (although you seem to favor funny stuff when you are under the weather)

omg...i laughed until i cried!!  this one is really funny, chuckles!!

i think the most inane ad on television is the one for enterprise rental cars, where the guy 1) doesn’t know that enterprise has kiosks at the airport, and then 2) is shocked when the kindly clerk picks up his (prop, empty...and you can tell) suitcase for him.  i really want to kill that guy.

hope you feel better soon...have some chicken salad and jello mold!

How can you be so funny when you don’t feel good?  It’s a mystery!

Does your lecture on “Stuff You Don’t Know You Should Know” come before or after “Stuff I Think I Know but Really Don’t”? No matter. I assume you provide a discount if both are taken together?

If I bring you an apple can I be the teacher’s pet?

i haven’t had time until now, but i am all over walgreen’s today.  in a must-find-that-laser-pen kind of way, that is.

and, in more relevant news to this post, i love your puns.  :)

You realize now, that some marketing exec, having fallen upon this post, will kidnapp you and hold you captive in his private office bathroom, keeping you alive on day-old don’ts and forcing you to review each and every peoduct that passes through his hands.

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