a Spikemaster 3000!  oooooh… you da man!  that’s a good machine but, myself, i’m a Swingline man.  i’ve got two of them; a hard workin 30-year vet at the office, and of course the deluxe red model at home.

and why, pray tell, did you put up with such a shoddy tool for so damn long? fuck that. the second i realized it was failing me i would have snuck over to the next cubicle and exchanged the sucker. i’ve got enough troubles without stuff like that making my day harder. please.

oh. hmm. sorry. i didn’t quite realize i felt so strongly about the matter. later gator.

Thank heaven......  Here I thought I was the only person on this earth who was forever stapler-challenged.  I swear, (whenever I staple manually) the staple never adhere uniformly or even all the way through the stack of sheets.

Please tell me you’ve seen Office Space.  This sooooo reminded me of it:)

oh dan, i think most men blame themselves for failed penetration.  it’s entirely normal, and nothing to be ashamed of.

so glad you could replace your tool.

I’m sorry, dude.  I’ll have to come later and read the rest.  I laughed my ass off with the first line.

I’m with Romy on this one...good for you for just getting a new, more powerful tool!

Have you seen my red swingline. It’s mine and Lumburgh took it. If he doesn’t give it back, I’ll burn this place down!

Romy—you bust me up. Best comment of the day.