”...the particulars with particularity,...” actually made me laugh outloud.  Oh you, with your words and all...just makes me happy for no damn reason.

i’m giggling about “viscous wads of uncleanliness” and “you leaving the bathroom “positively cocky.” nice.

we’re going to have to part ways on this one my friend. i have to be extremely thirsty to deign even a sip of water from the bathroom sink. to be fair though, i can’t stand to drink water right from the kitchen tap either. i like my water very, very cold—brain freeze cold really. it’s the only way i can chug the stuff down.

happy friday. ♥ (no reason at all for the heart, but gosh darn it, it’s just so damn cute that i felt like leaving one)

positively cocky?!  what the heck were you doing in there!  get back to work!!

as long as i can remember (which isn’t that long lately) my work has had either bottled water dispensers or those new fangled UV filter water stations.  which i’ve found odd and unnecessary, considering that i too think that SF has darn good tasting tap water.

ah, yes, the bathroom tap water.  delish.  your observations are borne out by my taste-tests, too.

and, re: the business name....we have a store here called the pay’n’take.

While I must admit that I too enjoy my bathroom sink delight, you also reminded me of something.
I was notorious in my co workers eyes as the guy who wouldn’t wash his hands in the toilet, I really did but told them this because I am in love with a good prank. After I was sure this was pretty much common knowledge I started to test them. I would shake their hands and watch their facial expression change. Better still I wouldn’t dry my hands after going and then shake someones hand just to watch the look of horror on their face. Eventually they all figured it out. I would tell the ones whos hands I shook but it was fun for awhile!

but to clarify—it’s the sink water only. For example, water from the shower head doesn’t taste very good, but that icy cold sip after brushing your teeth is REALLY good!

although, to ask my cats, they LOVE the bathtub faucet. they sit in the empty tub all the time, staring at it until someone turns it on to a slow drip. Or else they come in after a bath and lick every last drop. Weird cats, I know, but their vote is firmly with the tub faucet. mine with the sink.

Sick, sick bastard ... you need to imbibe directly from the faucet, rather than partake from a contaminated container.