MANGO? Did you say MANGO...?!!!

I sed mango

I don’t know which makes me happier, that you said ergo or that you used ♥s. it’s too tough to call. equally as tough is the match between thermy and the broccoli. i’m loving both. bother. you know what? i’m choosing not to choose. it’s friday night, i’m not at work so i’m gonna just ♥ it all.

ps. ♥s rock. Hard. si.

I vote for Thermy.  For the obvious raw sexuality.

I love the brain dump.  Somehow just the snippets can do the trick.  I vote for broccoli friend to be stranger because it’s not really serving a purpose.  At least with Thermy, he’s telling you some vital information that could keep you from getting sick on pink pork.

I’m sure you found lots of those Asian freaky things for your mouth over here.  I, myself, am not a huge fan and would love those crepes.

I think the broccoli is far more bizarre because the website is likening selecting vegetables to being set up on a blind date. While I can see the similarities, I guess I didn’t really need a clump of broccoli throwing that in my face.

I’m torn. I like the first person voice of the broccoli. I feel like I’ve just made a really great friend who’s not only taking me to dinner, but providing interesting conversation and introducing me to a world about which I know so very little. Perhaps broccoli’s been to Asia or India and has had a myriad of culinary adventures untold which will inspire me to explore my own international horizons. At the same time, I gotta say Thermy’s tag line is better. Pithy. Amusing. To the point. Having said all this, and after some thought, as this comment will confirm, pith is not my strong suit. So I’m going with Broccoli.

P.S. Jenny sent me and I have to say that mango jelly (ugh.) and frog fat (gack.) aside, you, Chucklehut, are a new must-read delight.

Cheers, Jill

hmm… thermometer or broccoli… isn’t that the age-old question?

also, i am very jealous. the only comparative sticker that i have was the shelf-tag from the grocery store milk display case that i stole (shhh) that says “2% HOMO” i know that theft is wrong, but for please people - 2% homo?! i HAD to have it. i also have a magnet on my fridge (that holds up a baby picture, no less) that says ‘will make boner for weed’. that’s trashy, right? it is, huh?

I like ‘Thermy’ but the brocolli is too cute: ‘Sure, you’ve cruised the veggie aisle many times before, eyed broccoli, and walked away. It just Didn’t Do It For You.’

I have a sign in my kitchen that says ‘Don’t mess with the cook’s buns’