Awww, now I feel sorry for the poor guy. He should have left well enough alone. Sometimes it may be better to not finish a job than to fail on such a grand scale.

I have to remember that the next time my wife asks me to finish one of my many unfinished projects!

is it bad that i wish he returns in a few days or weeks, and that in his return, he finds success?
i think i like the fella.

I think that you should saw the branches halfway through, so that when he does return, he’ll snap them in half with one good swing of the club. That’s what I think you should do.