I went to a retaurant with Son #1 and his lovely wife while I was in Columbus a couple weeks ago ... we ate a a less than trendy, queer little restaurant. The food was great. On the menu was Yoo-hoo ... blew my mind.
"Heeple”? “HEEPLE”? Oh man you apparently had A LOT of coffee today. I hope your co-workers are ready for Dan On Fire Day!!
Good story but I got distracted once you mentioned YooHoo. Now I need to make a run to the store!
I’m gonna put the first one on a t-shirt. Just for kicks.
And nice try sneaking #5 in there. You so know that’s one of your lines from back in the day. Don’t even try to pretend. I’m onto you.
Poor rejected clauses. Reminds me of something another great thunker once uttered. I think it was Gonad the Vegetarian: Who among you will touch my sprouts now?
Hmm, maybe you had to be there.
those clauses had me cracking up, but then it’s advent and the mere idea of grammatical gift-bearers is both seasonal and slightly mad.
but you had me with “louis the adequate.” he’s my new patron saint. two thumbs at a slightly higher angle than horizontal, chuckleman. ;)
personally, i prefer when they attribute it to richard the lesser.
did you just say “thinkify”? ‘cause i spent so long luxurating in the lovliness of the word that i didn’t even make it to the next one.
ok, so i did and as usual, you give verbosity a good name,