i am both amused and disturbed, though more the latter than the former. obviously i am dead inside because i’m not quite understanding the magic of monkey butt hair. so in conclusion: ew. that’s gross.

alsoly, this was a funny entry so i guess that’s all that matters.

and, alsoly squared, i like when people write about me though you neglected to mention that my birthday is on sunday too. but you were transfixed by the monkey butt hair so i guess i can forgive you. but not till later because i’m cold and i need the heat of my resentment to warm my bones for another hour or so. i should be 100% happy with you again right around 9am your time.

yeah, happy friday to you my dear chuckles. may it bring you all the monkey butt hair you desire.

Posted by Patricia  on  03/03  at  07:05 AM

A genuine whisker on a plastic apecrapper—a classic Chuckle quote among so many classics!

and you know, i probably could have lived the rest of my life very nicely, thank you very much, without that visual.  i’m going to be thinking about that protruding little hair all day long.
*shudder*

Posted by P  on  03/03  at  11:08 AM

Well at least it was a monkey’s butt-hair

thanks for sharing your simian ass follicle with the world!

Posted by Jeff A  on  03/03  at  12:03 PM

Isn’t “Giant Hair on a Monkey’s Butt” a Gorillaz song or something? That is some bizarre kind of miracle.

Posted by Kyle  on  03/03  at  12:55 PM

Not the same color as the rest of the monkey ... I’d be suspicious.

Posted by Bill  on  03/03  at  02:17 PM

That’s hilarious.  I guess it’s a good thing he’s not a chippendale;)

Posted by Becky  on  03/03  at  10:35 PM

I concur! How could monkey ass-filament not be a GOOD thing?

Happy Birthday Zach!!!

Posted by Wicked H  on  03/04  at  07:28 AM

hehehe.

first, “rhettorical” and your definition of it ab-so-freaking-lute-ly made my day.  my day has been made, at 7h41 am in the morning.  thank you.

and b, that monkey butthair cracks me up.

*ducking*

happy birthday zach !!!!

Posted by romy  on  03/06  at  06:42 AM

I love the new look.  You’ll spend years working out how the hair got there, but toys always keep adults more occupied than kids.

Happy birthday to Zach.

Posted by Anji  on  03/07  at  01:22 AM

Thanks for the much needed laugh. I will be showing this to everyone I know.

Great new look! I love it!

Happy Birthday to Zach.

Posted by anna  on  03/07  at  08:03 AM

Happy 1st B-Day to Zach :)

As far as that monkey butt hair..I’d be very afraid..what if grows another when it reaches puberty.

Posted by  on  03/07  at  06:33 PM
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