You have described an act that will be the subject of a death sentence ... this better be good.

You have described an act that will be the subject of a death sentence ... this better be good.

DUDE. This totally puts my grill-a-fone freakout to shame. Must you always best me?

Ha! So Bill is going to take you up on it! Me? I’m thinking I’ll just take your word for it, but it does sound incredibly cool. But I try not to do things I would kill the kids for doing.
Your remark about walking three miles to play the Xbox reminded me of an old saying we use around here.
“Son, don’t tell me I don’t know what I’m doing, why I was coding back when we only had ones and zeroes, and when we ran out of ones, we’d have to use L’s to get the job done.”
I think I’ll buy a bundle of those light thingamagigs and give them to my granddaughter with a copy of your instructions and send her packing to her mothers to try it out. Ha, revenge is so sweet!

Umm, my wife would like to have a word with you. You might want to bring some paint with you!

Proof that I’ve aged: ‘OMG what a mess!’ popped into my head long before “COOL’ did - sigh.

hey people, be cool....it fades! you can’t really see it in the daylight (unless it’s a giant glob) and if you’ve cleaned out your room properly, as per chuckles, you will not damage anything!! promise!!

You need to clean the little spots, though. It’s hard to do with one broken arm. The black eye is not an excuse, I learned.
