Given the puns I’m thinking that giant snifter of congnac may have done some permanent damage - har.

Given the puns I’m thinking that giant snifter of congnac may have done some permanent damage - har.

I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one who makes such corny literal jokes (sorry dan). I am completely ostrasized in my family when I roll out the witty (to me) puns and play-on-words. We can’t help it that our brains work that way, dammit!
Also, your Zach tale was hilarious.

Kids are great like that. Last summer we flew my 5 year old nephew out to visit so that he could do the 2 things he wanted most in the world: go to the beach and go to SeaWorld. After shelling out $50 a head for SW, he spent the whole day asking if it was time to go home, and if we would get home with enough time to still go ride bikes (he was borrowing a hand-me-down bike and was thrilled it was of the Big Kid variety). Money well spent. We never even had to leave the driveway to make his whole vacation worth it.
and also, I love the puns. I am not punny myself but if I ever think of something, now I know who might appreciate it (or at least humor me).

I especially like posts like this. It gives me a look into your weird brain. I needed some humor here this Tuesday.

Zach looks like he’s having more fun than should be allowed by law!
Seriously, it has always amazed me the things kids can put in their mouth and live!

Even I’m not laughing with you on the legal Latin—of course, Tommy Nobis was a terror.
Very nice hints.
I’m so glad that you split when you did there.
Now, I will copy what I’ve written and then re-post about 8 times till it sticks. I know you are simply trying to weed out those commenters who lack persistence. I don’t know why, but you will not shut me up.
