Not “butts and nunchucks”... “Suitcase Weiner”! (for which by the way, you are still the second search result)

Not “butts and nunchucks”... “Suitcase Weiner”! (for which by the way, you are still the second search result)

i think you’re dismissing the bathwater temperature retaining idea much too quickly. if i’m uncomfortable, i’m more likely to be worrying about my own needs (physical, emotional etc) and couldn’t give one good goddamn about the suffering of others. however, where i to have a beautiful tub (preferably in red because that’s pretty) that could keep me nice and warm while i wash away the icky troubles of my day, leaving me all refreshed and happy, well, then i’d like to think i’d have a moment or two to think about the needs of others. not to mention that pesky world peace thing everyone always seems to be so fixated on.
:D
then again, perhaps it would do us well to remember that i’m one fantastically selfish bitch so all of this could just be a moot point and others don’t need to be all sated and happy before turning their attentions to helping others. eh. it’s friday. let’s focus on that!

hey. do i win for longest comment of the day? i know it’s early still but i’m thinking i got this in the bag.

omg.....i laughed so hard i nearly squirted my tea thru my nose!
you slay me, even on an off day!

oh, and i quite agree with patricia re: bathwater temperature retention and world peace.

It’s important to remember that the order goes like this:
- sliced bread
- indoor plumbing
- warm bathtub
- cancer cure
- world peace
Also, I love the sign in the pizza place. Reminds me of this picture on Flickr and also an Italian restaurant that I sometimes pass that says something similar, like you’ve tried the rest, so why not come in and check us out? As if to say ‘hey, you have eaten everywhere but HERE, what’s so wrong with us? Are we chopped liver or something?”
