i LOVE this.  i am of the belief that the DARE program at my kid’s school was not only a complete waste of time and money, but actually TAUGHT a lot of kids about stuff they could use (i.e. robitussin).  don’t get me started.  thanks for the giggles this morning.

omg.......i am laughing so hard, i can’t think!!
damn you, chuckles!!!

The mock car crash intrigues me.  My daily commute technically qualifies as a mock car crash.

My proposed theme for the Drug-Only festival:

Procreate While You Agitate.