It’s a toss-up between 2 and 3. But I’ll go with #2.

I’ve gotta say number 1. They were all well-written, though.

oops. i just realized i goofed. i didn’t pay attention to which version you were playing. so, gotta go with #1.

I’m gonna go with #2.

I pick #1. I can’t imagine that you would have a hard time finding anything to say, ever.

#2.

#2

I know elks are strong but ‘tearing up saplings’?

Elk are mean mothahs so I believe that one. I’m going with #3, just because no one else has said it and I’m hoping you didn’t have to witness something like that.

I think #1 is false. It didn’t have enough “umph”!

I am going to go with number one.  I find the idea of your being tongue tied even at the age of 20 to be difficult.

2

tutu

duece.

I was thinking #2, just because it doesn’t have quite as much point as the others, but I’m wondering about #3 because the dialogue sounds a bit odd.  All well written, though, so I have no idea!

I vote for #1.

number 1.

No. 1 :)

story the first.

didn’t post my guess, might not have been fair, but just for the record I got it right!

Decided prior to reading the comments!!! Two is a lie. You sound like the kind of guy who learns from your mistakes… one of which you made in story #one. I’d call this one… ‘Never Again Tongue-Tied’ ;-)

obviously it was 3.  because there is no meaning to anything that happens in the universe.

I’ll say three.

All well done, however, as usual.

I’m guessin #1.

I’m going with number 3.  but only because all of your details were pretty on with all 3 stories.

I say #3 is the falsie.