see? i’m not the only one aware of these things. xoxo.

You do look youthful.  I’m pretty sure it’s because you dunk your face in handwashing lotion each night.

dunking is for sissies.  My sleeping coffin is full of palmolive.  I’m soaking in it…

palmolive and his bad reviews.  and this paddleball toy.

umm… when did I get a bad review?  Even when the show sucked, I was beloved by critics and the public alike.  However, you have a good point about the paddle toy.  But you can keep the ball.

yeah yeah. so you’re cool and smart and nice and blah blah blah. i am quite sure i’ve said that and more in the last week, certainly the last two or three and i don’t see my name on that list. damn it. if sucking up to you doesn’t get me some blog time then what the hell is it going to take?

you’d think after that fishy faux pas i would have gotten at the very least a tiny itty bitty mention.

sigh. boys. such a bother.

let me add one:

*You’re so cool flesh eating diseases want to get their chill on with you.

sigh. bobby have i told you lately how much i like you? i do. LOTS. Like if ‘Mr. I’m too cool for smileys’ had smileys, I totally would be using all my heart smileys right now. You’re the bestest ever!!

Oh yeah?  Well you’re the bestest bestest.  That’s the bestest to the second power.

okay okay kids getta room - this is a public blog and if love is being spread around, a damn big bunch of it had better be coming my way.