"a generally unfocused miscellany of themeless, vapid, tired furniture.” - - I can relate, man - the folks from IKEA and Queer Eye are scratching at my windows with a kind of “looking for brains to eat” enthusiasm because they want to get in here and redecorate my horrid affair.
That sounds like a gift that’ll keep on giving, by the way.
Bobby, those things scratching on your window are not televison decorators - it’s your brain, asking to be let back in. Don’t listen to it. That’s just what it wants you to think.
"my butt is in ecstasy” will live long in blogland one-liners history!
ugh. reading these comments i’m reminded of all those b&w vampire movies where count dracula mesmerizes some idiot into inviting him in. are brains scared of crucifixes? i’ve been doing just fine without a brain for decades now. i don’t want one coming in here thinking it can run the place.
the chair sounds fab. be sure to keep it dusted and properly oiled (for the leather), or nana might come back and scold you!!!
my brain’s tapping at the window, too. “clean up!” it’s saying. “get rid of that cheap ikea dresser! those two shades of wood don’t match! sort out your home! and the rest of your life, for that matter!”
i’ll just keep on ignoring it. you’re right, dan, it’s scheming.
I’m glad you recorded the line “my butt is in ecstasy” for posterior-ity
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