Funkaerobics is very mediative.  Try busting a move to “Brick House” while wrapping a leg around your head.  It’s possible to develop an equation for cold fusion that way.  Or at least pull a muscle.

i *heart* yoga!

james and i have been doing it once a week for the past month or 2 and we really love it. we want to do it more often and are trying to find the time to do so, but even in the short time we’ve been doing it we are both really noticing a difference in our strength, balance, and well-being. it’s so rad and totally true what they say about it. i’m also sweet on pilates.

i think my worst fears are finally being realized: i’m turning into a tree huggin’, granola crunchin’, h-h-hi-, no, i mean DO GOODER! phew. if i start asking people to load me a bowl, i’ll know i’m done for…

xoxo, jared

maybe you need to involves meat in your workout program.  like, what if you bench pressed a big side of beef?  filet mignon curls?  step aerobics with fists full of ground chuck? 

when i was a bad 14 year old boy, we gave a name to the women in leotards lurching around the church parlor that you might now find useful—cowsercize.

i can’t contribute to the fun-with-words in this comment thread, but i can sympathize with your balance problems.  i always think the class should divide into two groups - one of people that can stand on one leg all flamingo-like and not fall over, and one that can touch their noses to their knees.  yoga makes me look goofy enough as it is before i fall on my face.

yoga it like you mean it, baby!!!

i dont think that makes any sense whatsoever.

jared, please load me a bowl. thanks.

If only you were a woman, I could say “yo-ga, girl!”

At least now I can spend my pilates class pondering bad puns, instead of thinking how silly I look “rolling like a ball” or flapping my arms like seal flippers to “pulse.”

i’ve always thought i’d like to try yoga—do they have yoga for gimps?  although it sounds like i might be in trouble a lot—like with the nuns when i couldn’t stop giggling at mass before school in the mornings.

the women in the jazzercise class ARE bob fosse jokes, chuckles.

No no no, what about strip aerobics, hmmmm? Your lady might enjoy that… ;)

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