I think it would be okay to use the generic “I see England, I see France ...” under the circumstances, but it works better with her name.  Perhaps you should ask her name first before you stand and point and start your rhyme.  It might work better lyrically.

Posted by Billy  on  10/23  at  10:30 AM

i dunno, billy.......you can always use “someone’s” in place of the name.  it still scans.

oh, and “ass panic”.......too funny!

Posted by  on  10/23  at  11:20 AM

i always thought it was “i see GERMANY, i see france...” sheesh.  wonder what germany is. 

oh, that damned spell is stoopid.  my boss just pointed out to me that i e-mailed a customer that we would “shit” the material back to them…

Posted by stacey  on  10/23  at  11:35 AM

spell CHECK.  spell CHECK.  proofread, dammit!

Posted by stacey  on  10/23  at  11:36 AM

Dude, what makes you think that the girl with the book doesn’t know she’s exposing Western Europe to the general public? She knows, my friend, she knows.

Posted by Jules  on  10/23  at  11:40 AM

I was in Wendy’s one time eating lunch and this lady was with her boyfriend or husband.  They were kind of flirting across the table with eachother - you know.  She was seated facing me and facing a couple of other lone male dorks sitting feeding their faces.  Well - this lady - and she was hot, I mean HOT - she was doing the same thing your attractive young lady was doing, except, I saw neither England nor France - if you know what I mean!  This lady had an agenda - I mean she was spreadin them far, just laughin along with whatever her boyfriend was sayin, leaning forward, leaning back - glancing at me and the other two dorks, making sure we were looking at her . . .

Posted by Bobby  on  10/23  at  11:44 AM

this is the problem with boston—the women here all wear pants.

“ass panic” sounds like what happened to me the morning after way too much beer and denny’s in vegas.

Posted by bryan  on  10/23  at  12:45 PM

I’d look, and I’d not tell her.  She wouldn’t get embarassed if she doesn’t know it happened.  Or, if she’s doing it on purpose, she’d be happy to know it worked.

Posted by UnderwearNinja  on  10/23  at  02:43 PM

Go ahead and look, as long as you don’t stick your head up her skirt for a better view. You have to know her really well to do that.

As for telling her, I find that discussing abortion policy with strange women tends to make them snap their legs together and write you off. So, it depends on what you’re trying to accomplish here.

Posted by Gopi  on  10/23  at  03:19 PM

Eh, go ahead, take a peek. She’ll probably feel you looking at her and then snap her legs shut.

Posted by gimmy  on  10/23  at  03:30 PM

Just so y’all don’t treat me like some kind of sicko, damn straight I was looking, and not just a glance.  I have seen women doing the intentional flash, but I didnt’ think that’s what was going on this time.  It made me feel voyeuristic and dirty to peek.  But in a good way, of course. 

I was thinking of firing a rubberband up there, but the only thing I had wasn’t exactly band-shaped.

Posted by dan  on  10/23  at  04:20 PM

I think you should have just said “thank you” very politely as you (or she) left the bus.

Posted by Jules  on  10/23  at  04:33 PM

you know she did it just for you.

she should wear shorts. us catholic school girls wore shorts under our skirts. because stairs are a major problem.

Posted by anne  on  10/23  at  04:59 PM

fire escapes are a problem.

Posted by kate  on  10/23  at  05:56 PM

Problems are just opportunities that haven’t found their way to actualization.  Time to hit the fire alarm and make a few new friends.

Posted by dan  on  10/23  at  05:59 PM

Dear god, no, don’t bring back the skort.

Posted by Daniella  on  10/23  at  08:03 PM

Here’s the passive-aggressive take:  If you think that she’s oblivious to her display, then you owe it to all involved to just look and say nothing.  But if you think, as Jules does, that she knows she’s doing it (perhaps an empowerment thing), then you should say, “Close your legs, sweetie.”

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