Horten hears squat
as slowly his teeth rot
He won’t stop eating the candy
his life isn’t dandy
and all that he does is for naught.
Posted by Miss Bliss on 12/19 at 01:38 PM
um...wait..small edit
Horten hears squat
as his teeth slowly rot
won’t stop with the candy
his life isn’t dandy
and all that he does is for naught.
How did Mr. Ted do that shit? Geeze
Posted by Miss Bliss on 12/19 at 01:39 PM
that’s why he’s a doctor. nice work on the limricks though. Let’s see:
Horton is lonely
He’s off on his only
where none of the others can see
that he’s making himself
into somebody else
so the rest of the world lets him be.
If I wasn’t suddenly so depressed I could kill myself, that’s not bad for extemporaneous verse. Time to curl up under my desk and hide…
Posted by dan on 12/19 at 01:52 PM
Parents are great, aren’t they? I laughed out loud when I read your post. Sounds familiar.
Posted by Almost Lucid (Brad) on 12/19 at 09:13 PM
don’t forget the classic line: “Don’t try...DO!”
ugh...how did we ever survive??!
Posted by on 12/20 at 09:27 AM
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