Honestly, I don’t know how you made it out of the store without your brain bursting.

Honestly, I don’t know how you made it out of the store without your brain bursting.

you’re making an assumption, now… but really, I didn’t even check the paperwork till I got home. Then my brain burst. I tell you the party never stops around here.

so, what are these “7 service basics”? or, rather, what are the five that are listed? did you really get a list of seven that is numbered 1, 2, 3, 4, 6? that is bizzare!

Hooray for Walgreens! Last time I got the 7 service basics they were served up nice and tepid by Keisha.
Also, Walgreens is a good place to find clothesline cord for making soap-on-a-rope. Don’t ask me why I know this.

Personally, I think you are reading way too much into it. I think they both just figured they could make money from the other…

Actually, they decided not to use the name Coke with Irony because consumers thought there were iron shavings in it. Just FYI.
