Jared only has a six-incher?

(It was the burrito that made me do it. I swear!)

I have visions of two turkey slices skidding together, causing a spark and an ensuing eruption of flames, taking the whole place to the ground.

However, I must say that “gorgatorium” makes it sound rather appealing to me.

Are you sure it’s not one of those underground things like they have in New York?  I mean you could believe that for at least a little while, kind of like we’re supposed to believe the President.

I was SO gonna go for the six-inch joke, but I didn’t want to be the one to bring it down to that level. But now, since it’s already been brought, I just want you to know that you can’t go throwing those kinds of phrases around without serious repercussions.

You cannot escape the influence of Subway anywhere in America. Since that group of physician/investors took over, they are aggresively expanding the franchises.

I do a lot of high-speed turnpike driving which is bad for the nerves so I try to stay on the backroads as much as possible. One of my favorite stretches in NJ was nothing sky, cornfields and farmstands for miles. One day in November, ground was broken for a huge stone building and a sign sprang up to proclaim the first tenant: Subway. In the middle of a cornfield.

"cannot escape the influence of subway...” “one of those underground things...” this is all turning out to be much more sinister than even I had suspected.  Curse you Subway Sandwiches!  Curse you, Jared Fogel!

a subway opened in lyon last summer, and i was just homesick enough to LEAP in and fill up several of those “frequent eater” subway cards within the first couple months.

i was recently introduced to quizznos.  and, man, i’m PISSED that the quizznos mafia hasn’t taken over the french market.  that was the best franchise sandwich i’ve ever tasted.  it kicked subway’s ass all the way under the earth and back out the other side.  like, where things are upside-down.