I found your site not based on a search for erotic waterborne female posterior imagery but by a google search for a completely random string.

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This gave me two results, the first of which was a link to some of your archived blog. Personally, I found it amusing as all hell. The writing was spectacular, the humor incessant and relentless, and the mental imagery stupendous.

And christ, you live in my backyard practically. (SF). Very amusing.

Keep up those urdu cellphone buckets.

how did i miss the butt picture?  sheesh.  and i am sensitive about comments no matter how much i pretend not to be.  heck, i am just generally sensitive, lame but true. 

my excuse as always these days is that i don’t read everyone daily anymore, but sort of binge on blogs when i have time.  then i feel like i have ADD and can only read things in point form or posts with pictures.  did i mention i am lame?  you, on the other hand, rule.

Sure, she says “Have a prosperous life” while you’re listening, but then hangs up the phone and mumbles “Damn Untouchable.”

that was “Dan Untouchable,” which is my tech support nickname, not unlike “Johnny Memnonic” or “Kid Rock.” You didn’t hear her, man.  I had her in stitches.  She was totally coming on to me from the antipode of the earth.  Let me clarify - she was ghee in the palm of my hand.

oh man I’m sorry for that.  but not sorry enough to delete it.

CAROMEL Ho-Hos?? Why in the hell did you tell me that?????

Forever sorry I missed the female butt picture, but know what you mean about google search words. I’m a lesbian and I talk about sex. ‘Nuff said.

Addressing your tech support situation, I’m appalled. I used to work in that arena, albeit hardware and software support for a very prominent computer company, which put me in a little bit of a higher class as far as tech support agents go. My point is that I despise hearing stories about being put on hold for extended periods of time. I would NEVER do that to a person knowing full-well what it’s like to be on the other end. Agents like that need a kick in the ass. Call me. I’ll troubleshoot your problem for you.

First I was happy with the Ho-Hos, then saddened at having missed (or forgotten) the booty pic. By the time I got to the customer service portion of today’s broadcast, I felt an overwhelming sympathy and wished I had both Ho-Hos and booty pics to send for your amusement. Alas, I have neither.