Wednesday, September 21, 2005

12 On, 12 Off

dan (on the seat to the left of the aisle on BART): It’s getting dark earlier.
dave (on the seat to the right of the aisle on BART): Yeah.
dan: Yeah.  The ehquinox is coming up soon.
dave: What?
dan: The ehquinox.  It’s coming up on September 21. 
dave: Yeah, the twenty-first.  But you called it, what, the ehquinox?
dan: Yeah, isn’t that right?
dave: I would have said “eequinox.”
dan: Yeah?
dave: Yeah, like “eequivalent,” or “eequate,” or “eequation.”
dan: “Eequilibrium.”
dave: Yeah.  But, “ehquus.”
dan: No, that’s a different root.  But, “eequator.”
dave: Yeah, “eequator.” “Eequivocate.”
random guy with a goatee sitting to dave’s right, in the window seat: “Ehquitable.”
dave: What?
RGWAGSTDRITWS: “Ehquitable.” What are you talking about?
dave: How to pronounce the name of that day that’s coming up when daylight and nighttime each take the same amount of time.
RGWAGSTDRITWS: Oh.  The eequinox.
dave: Well that’s what I said.  But he (pointing to me) pronounces it “ehquinox.”
RGWAGSTDRITWS: Interesting. 

(brief pause)

dan: Hey, you know what we should do for the ehquinox?
dave: “Eequinox.” No, what?
dan: We should all drink ehqui nog.

(extended silence)

Have a good one, people.  Keep your lamps trimmed and burning.  The night time is the right time, dontcha know....

that's just the way it seemed to me at 10:21 AM


i’m in the eequinox camp, myself.
but my brother pronounces it “melk.”
that’s not really relevant, but i thought i’d share.

Posted by romy  on  09/21  at  12:09 PM

see, that’s why you shouldn’t talk to strangers. had it not been for him, you and dave could have called it a draw. instead, because you entertained the guy’s opinion you ended up losing. nothing good comes from dealing with strangers, my friend. remember that.

:D

Posted by pea  on  09/21  at  02:35 PM

I’m in Dave’s camp, though I must admit that I thought the equinox was June 21 and Dec. 21.  Then I remembered those are really called soltices. 

I should be busier at work…

Posted by Becky  on  09/21  at  04:41 PM

At least you held your ground and did not ehquivocate. But to settle this little argument, it is vernal ehquinox and autumnal eequinox.

And it’s a “Good M-m-m-morning!” to all those scientists working at the South Pole.

Posted by Bill  on  09/21  at  10:21 PM

This is the first chance I’ve had to stop in and read your blog...thank you for making me giggle!

Posted by Miss Bliss  on  09/22  at  11:48 AM

Eeee-gad.

Posted by Greg  on  09/22  at  05:40 PM

*sigh* my favoritist Dan posts ever are always transportation related and linguisticly aerobic...or is that ehrobic?

Posted by Jules  on  09/29  at  06:20 PM
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