Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Another Stupid List
Okay, obviously, enough with that “how lovely to be part of this glorious now” crap. You’ve had a crawful, and I’m a little tired of not being on vacation yet. For now, I’ve got a great banquet to attend tomorrow, a bunch of errands to run on my way home from work tonight, and a quivering fistful of holiday spirit for each and every one of you.
For your entertainment during this time of gluttony and indulgence, I offer up a list that l have spent way too much time thinking about over the past month or so:
Names that Parents Give Children to Remind Them of Where They Were Conceived (Excluding Proper Nouns):
Otis
Ferris
Booth
Davenport
Jim
Cruz
Bertha
Cab
Carson
Ally
Piers
Hall
John
Atticus
Rufus
VestiBulah
Barnaby
Lodge
Dinah
Abby
VatiKen
MIkea
Forrest
Lon
Meadow
Eartha
Bandcampia
Always a pleasure serving you. Wipe your chin.
