Wednesday, November 17, 2004

breaching the bounds of good taste

sometimes you need a little boost on a wednesday.  sometimes that boost won’t have any whiff of the surreal or bizarre.  today is not one of those days. 

getting it on with the clownette

tying one on

thank you for your patronage and for not overstarching my towel

Oh you dorky schlempfuzzle! I’m dying here… and there’s a chunk of sandwich stuck to my monitor now thanks to you.

What lovely buns!!

good one t - thankfully for the continued family-friendly nature of this site, there’s no special sauce with those all-beef patties…

i wouldn’t say the last set of buns on that page were lovely—i coulda done without seeing them. 

but you know there are a thousand one-liners that go with the clownette. like:
- would you like me to super-size?
- like to try the special sauce?
- we’re open late!
- wait’ll you try the McRib!

hehehehe......

Thanks for dumbing it down for me today.  I couldn’t input one more megabyte of data into this frazzled brain. 

Mrs. McDonald creepy.  Japanese butts funny.

Damn forbidden URLs…

A little warning would have been nice...y’know, beyond the standard “it’s surreal” That could mean a Magritte painting for all I know.