Friday, April 25, 2003

Category: Self-Adulation AND I SMELL

Category: Self-Adulation
AND I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO

From the filth in which I’ve wallowed
and abuses that I’ve swallowed
I have risen up in glory to a place above the sun
Get your ambergris and ivory
Nothing human will survive me
and all the rest can go to hell once my time here is done.
Give it up for modern marvels
have another plate of farfel
If it’s all the same to you I’d rather live my life in style
Put a gem in my incisor
Ever older, never wiser
and all who dare oppose me I’ll leave drowning in denial.
Rent my service by the hour
Drench your psyche in my power
Take your medicine and smile till your molars turn to dust
Kiss my forehead, give me succor
I’m a crazy motherfucker
coming back to rock your face off and to stimulate your lust.
You can see what is required
if you don’t want to be fired
I have one demand - perfection - and I want it all the time
Lift your leg up and salute me
Get your kneepads out and toot me
I control the mighty cosmos for today I’m 39!

Thanks, sincerely, to everyone who’s been wishing me such a lovely birthday - it’s been by far the nicest part of my day so far.  You guys are the best.  No, really!