Tuesday, December 03, 2002

Courtesy of the Daily Fix:

Courtesy of the Daily Fix: the butt-ugly Jacuzzi of your dreams.  Now you don’t have to leave the tub to enjoy high-definition sporting events.  By which I mean home shopping, syndicated law and order, and those prurient entertainments available on dvd.  In other words, you can actually get clean while you’re getting dirty.  How did we live before these times?  Or better yet, who’d call that living - forced to spend an entire bathtime without mediated inputs?  Speaking for myself, I’ll mediate my own inputs while I’m in the tub, thank you very much…