Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Eat Me

Damn. Some girls fret about their weight.  Some just eat 65 hard-boiled eggs in seven minutes.  I don’t know if I could even watch that.  A mouth like this one holds great promise - and even greater risk.  A wise man will keep his hands and arms inside the viewing platform at all times.  Didn’t you see what happened to that turducken?

that's just the way it seemed to me at 03:07 PM


The “Thickburgers”—were those with or without the buns.  You can now get Whoppers at BK without the bun.  Just wonderin’

Posted by Bill  on  01/15  at  12:05 AM

i couldn’t find your email address to invite you to my new place, so here :) youre invited.

Posted by Amy  on  01/15  at  01:24 AM

that is extremely disturbing.
i like that they specify she is single after listing all her eating accomplishments.  geez.

Posted by romy  on  01/15  at  01:52 AM

Wonder how many mushrooms she can eat?

Posted by  on  01/15  at  07:13 AM

How does one decide that they are going to go into competitive eating? And there is a prophesy about this woman? Eh?

Posted by erika  on  01/15  at  08:45 AM

My God, she doesn’t even look like she can fit 65 eggs in her ENTIRE BODY.  I’m pretty sure that competitive eating is a sign of humanity devolving.  Along with reality TV and Vin Diesel movies.

Posted by cw  on  01/15  at  09:45 AM
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