Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Exductive Reasoning
The CNN News Headline on my GMail page reads: “Investigators Hope Testing Will Reveal Source of E.Coli.” I don’t think you need a fancy degree and a biohazard burkha to answer that one, chumbly. The source of the E.Coli outbreak is ASS. A BUTT is where it is from. Evidence points to RUMP.
Let me know if you have any other science stumpers for me. If it has to do with ASSHAZARDS I may be able to advise you. Meantime, in other news: Popeye Asks Bluto for Another Roll of Tissue; Olive Oyl Frets.
that's just the way it seemed to me at 11:06 AM
no kidding. bill and i have been bitching to each other about this stupidity, too.
what of the americans who don’t get this? next thing you know, bush will say it’s a terrorist plot and PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE HIM!
pfffffft.
Posted by
stacey on 09/20 at 12:17 PM
Why doesn’t the USDA require bathrooms in the fields? One analyst from the USDA said that e.coli is in the guts of cows ... when was the last time a cow picked spinach?
Posted by
Bill on 09/20 at 05:31 PM
What kind of coffee were you on?
Posted by
Anji on 09/21 at 09:27 AM
my health professor, who i wasn’t too crazy about in the beginning but who has grown on me, actually said (you won’t believe this): i’ll tell you how it happened. how it happened is that someone tee-teed, didn’t wash his hands and then infected the water.
then he went to guess that someone used waste water to wash the spinach or something along those lines. i don’t really know. kind of fuzzy on that little side rant because i was still marveling over a almost fifty-something year old man saying tee-tee. he’s done it before and i think we all find it so strange that we can’t even laugh about it. working with kids, i picked up a phrase or two but you won’t ever actually hear me say “i have to tinkle.” that’s the kind of shit that needs to stay in your head! :D
alsoly, hi. hope the week isn’t kicking your ass too too much.
Posted by
Patricia on 09/21 at 04:32 PM
Hm...you can actually tee-tee all day long all over the spinach and all you’ll end up with is spinach that tastes like tee-tee. Since tee-tee is sterile and all.
But shit, that’s a different story. My simple food sanitation rule - keep the shit and the food separate.
Posted by
Suebob on 09/22 at 08:55 AM
That kid has one seriously infectious smile ... I bet he smiles in his sleep!
Posted by
Jade on 09/25 at 09:02 AM
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