Monday, March 31, 2003

From the Daily Fix I

From the Daily Fix I find a collectible suitable only for hiding and ignoring: The Hamilton Collection Lord Bless This Defender of Freedom Figurine.  Yea, Lord, bless this ugly piece of crap and let it be true in your infinite mercy that our war machine is defending something more righteous and worthwhile than meticulously handcrafted handpainted sculpture and crystalline garbage like this.  So realistic you’ll think he’s actually going to shoot at you from the shining clear hands of Jesus.  So cute you’ll wish you were being invaded yourself.