Wednesday, July 31, 2002

here’s one that’s more FUN:

here’s one that’s more FUN:

Well you worthless rugrats did you think we’d turn the heat off?
Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten where you spend your darkened days
Your parents cannot hear you as you plead for toys and candy
You knew what you were doing when you chose your vile ways
So you remember Santa?  Well down here he totes a pitchfork
Invincible and scarlet in the boiling molten air
He’ll slide right down your chimney with a tail long and pointed
But it’s you who’ll feel the fire as he baits you like a bear.
The elves!  The elves, you scream, aghast, the maitre’ de steps forward
with tidbits for the demons who so revel in your pain
Your little friends are skewered, three to every plastic sabre
They are gobbled up with relish and there’s only you to blame
And all your stupid reindeer and their stench of waste and sulphur
Will join you as you suffer in the cauldrons where you dwell
A million times eternity we shower you with nightmares
Come on you yuletide maggots it is christmastime in hell