Wednesday, March 22, 2006
I Predicted My Whole Life
Duct-taped to a streetlight pole at Fremont and Market, a sheet of white copier paper with a message printed in a clear simple hand:
“Try this Go hide somewhere in your home & Say I am the C.I.A. or scribble Hells Angel* on a notepad. They will be there and tell you everything you can’t do these things without them knowing about it.
*I couldn’t make the angstrom show up (not even by pasting or ctrl-shift-@+A-ing) - this letter, shown this way, should really be a capital A with a little circle at the top. And thanks for playing along.
“I need people who aren’t C.I.A. to help me I will protect you I PROMISE. If nobody shows up they will tell you the best way out, because the Court of the Crimson King is the worst way to go to Heaven.
“My C.I.A. is already pissed you don’t believe me. I Told the news I had myself institutionalized so they could shoot me up and cut me up with everything. They had to hold me up in the Courtroom because I was so doped up. The Judge made a big mistake I’m everywhere. I don’t let my C.I.A. help me because I can take care of myself. I’m immortal. They want you to trust me & I want you to trust me. they love me. The U.S.A. is the worst most corrupt Government. We’re the ones always sticking our nose in other peoples business We start every war. When everybody trusts me I can give everyone a true love. I can Only use my faith to protect my life at this point, but I showed the C.I.A. I can do whatever I Imagine. I predicted my whole life. Hells Angel tell the future, Dave and Pi. David Bradbury HAning & P.AHitler your Mother & Father King & Queen Crimson The C.I.A. KORAN”
and running up the left margin:
“federal Government federal Government I’m the Real Jesus Christ David Bradbury HAning federal Government”
Anyway, I thought you’d want to know. So you can, you know, make plans, or whatever. You certainly don’t want to be stuck with the worst way into heaven.
