Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Lexical Entry
CHUCKLEHUT LEXICON: A Public Service
Tantamount: To have sex with your aunt.
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CHUCKLEHUT LEXICON: A Public Service
Tantamount: To have sex with your aunt.

you want to have sex with my aunt? well, okay but which one? cuz i can see how a few of them might be interested. however will i choose?

Jeff, how wrong it is depends on the aunt involved. Which reminds me, I guess I’ve written on this theme before, haven’t I? But from a more personal perspective, though a fictional one.... I guess I’ve found my niche. The family will be so proud of me.

Well I was thinking that it could have something to do with me....but then I think just about everything has to do with me eh?

...and just think… if Miss Bliss was your aunt that would be like… double tantamount?!

tantamountrism : having really good sex with miss bliss, who may or may not be your aunt.
just a comment-and-jetlag-induced tangent ...

You bring the aunt and I’ll bring the guide to grafting the ol’ family tree. And lest we forget, the end of a story in which the main characters have overcome (heh) their adversity, endured a climactic event (heh), and finally settle down to give me their sweet love is the dan-u-mount. Yes, all of you. But only three at a time, so I can focus! (what, all of us?)
damn the things I’ll do when there’s real work waiting for me on my desk....

i’m glad i’m not the only one who thought of MB when reading this post…
:)

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. by poker tournament

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