Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Life as a Design Icon

I don’t think I’m giving away any industry secrets to identify my dear friend Charles as not just a professional computer artist, but as the Artistic Director for The Sims, the best-selling computer game ever produced.  It’s a game I have not spent much time playing, but which I can explain thus: you create a person, or a family, with certain personality traits; you then build them a house using materials you choose yourself, and furnish it to your tastes (constrained mainly by limited “funds"); and then you let your character live in the home you have built, directing him or her to get a job, to make friends, to make money for more furnishings or additional construction, to cook food and clean up, to relieve himself or bathe herself as personal needs dictate.  If you ignore your character’s needs, be they social, biological, or aesthetic, your character will mope and become unproductive.  It’s a fascinating microcosm, and one which has lured millions of dedicated players worldwide. 

Charles and his wife Lori are true aesthetes.  Lori is a brilliant art photographer; Charles is a genius in the kitchen and as good drawing with a pencil as creating images on the computer screen.  Between the two of them they seem to know just about everything in the world.  Being in their company both renders me sublimely happy and makes me feel a bit simpleminded.  I love them both. 

It is therefore with great hubris and self-importance that I can report that Charles came to our house a while ago to peruse and sketch and take a few photos.  He’s visited before, of course, countless times in the dozen years we’ve been good friends.  But this time he had come with a professional purpose - to analyze our decor: our couches, chairs, tables, wall hangings, carpets, and arrangements.  The next version of The Sims was being created, and he wanted ideas.

Over the past weekend I visited Charles so he could scan a few of my photos into digital format.  (Yes yes I’ll get to posting them eventually, it’s not like I’m not also performing brain surgeries and synthesizing new elements in my spare time.) He mentioned to me, during my visit with him, that the “Club Line” was complete.  The Club Line is the set of Sims furnishings and housewares he has created based on Kel and my flat, featuring a blend of mission and stickley styles, french Metro Deco patterns, Latin-American vibrancy and east asian zenitudes.  Our humble abode will be a template for millions of new cyberhomes around the world in a way that no showplace in Architectural Digest or Elle Decor can hope to be.  Our entertainment console and terra cotta lamps, our mexican skulls and overstuffed couches, our mission rocker and bright yellow table and so many more items that we’ve painstakingly assembled over years - all these have been appropriated by Simdom.  I could not be prouder.  It’s enough to make me start playing computer games - except I’m already living in one. 

I’m in LA on Wednesday.  I’ll catch up with you when I’m back in my stylish yet comfortable apartment.  You’ll recognize it by the air of cool sophistication.  I’ll be the guy dancing around in it to funky jazz in his underware.  I think they’re leaving that part out of the game, for obvious commercial reasons.

that's just the way it seemed to me at 10:29 PM


dammit, i want a freind who works on the Sims!  I love the sims!  I love people who work on the The Sims!  It’s a mad house, a mad house!  when will my sims get a chair like yours? when will I get a chair like yours!!!  whay oh gods are ye so cruel, and whassup dan?  at some point i’d really like to get you, me and my friend josh and a bottle of absynthe and discuss religion.  but anyhoo.

Posted by jeremy  on  10/15  at  12:10 AM

that’s damn cool.  i totally get all my decorating ideas from the sims, so we may end up with identical houses after the new verion’s released.

i’m just kidding, of course.  i’m more of a vice city decor person, myself.

Posted by kate  on  10/15  at  02:15 AM

you rock.  your house rocks.  your genius friend’s virtual representation of the decor of your house rocks.  yeah, that got a little complicated, but whatever, you rock.

Posted by romy  on  10/15  at  02:18 AM

if you had smilies on your comments, i’d give you a thumbs-up.  as it is, i’ll just give you a thumbs-up.

Posted by romy  on  10/15  at  02:19 AM

i always suspected you were cooler than me. now i know for sure.

Posted by k  on  10/15  at  08:19 AM

this is ultra-cool news, dan!  and yes, everyone, i will double-vouch for charles and lori’s genius..........it’s really true!

dan’s house as the new environment for the sims.........that’s just.........bitchin’.

Posted by  on  10/15  at  08:37 AM

oh.  i thought you meant the SIMPSON’S. 

sorry.

that really is freaking cool.  i am jealous.  my home life (not the decor—oh no—that’s “normal” cool) would be more suited for an episode of “the osbourne’s.”

Posted by stacey  on  10/15  at  01:05 PM

Oh yeah?  Well my place was included in an earlier version of Zork.  I have skeletons and gargoyles and flagons of ale.  No you shut up.

Posted by Greg  on  10/15  at  01:18 PM

my office has a sort of Pong feel.....

Posted by jenB  on  10/15  at  01:41 PM

Did he scan you?  Jillions of you on computer screens everywhere—do they show people in Sims games?  And will the new Sims version be—SimChucklehut?

Pardon my ignorance.  There is no Apple IIc version.

Posted by Billy  on  10/15  at  02:27 PM

That is damn cool.  And I think if you tried hard enough, you could get a guy to dance around in his underwear in the Sims.

Posted by UnderwearNinja  on  10/15  at  02:40 PM

cool!  We did a Sims commercial.

Posted by jefe  on  10/15  at  02:43 PM

That’s awesome! When will you be heading out on shopping mall appearance circuit?

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