Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Major Announcement
I read on the wire services that Lance Bass (of erstwhile N’Sync fame) has announced that he’s gay. Of course, his revelation is hardly unexpected - hell, his name is just one letter away from being a command to pierce butt. However, in the wake of Lance’s big news, several other announcements have been forthcoming and I’m a-gonna make sure they get the attention they deserve:
* Generalissimo Francisco Franco Announces that He’s Still Dead
* Frosted Flakes Announce that They’re Great
* Planet Uranus Announces that It’s Mostly Gas
* Turmoil Announces New Address: The Middle East
* Proud Mary Announces that She Keeps On Burnin’
* Enjoyer of Gumballs Thanks Mickey
* President Bush Announces that He’s Firmly in Command
Here’s hoping your news is pre-digested for you all week long.
that's just the way it seemed to me at 03:50 PM
Lance’s big news was most definitely pre-digested for me. Love his heart, did he really think anyone would be the wiser because he “came out” nationally? What a cute kid!
Posted by
Trace on 07/26 at 07:43 PM
Lance is gay, what a surprise that is. Next you’ll be telling me that Rob Halford is gay too!
Posted by
Jeff A on 07/26 at 10:26 PM
Great insights! Thanks for the update. I like getting my news from the ‘Hut.
BTW, my favorite is:
* Proud Mary Announces that She Keeps On Burnin’
Posted by
Brad on 07/27 at 07:54 AM
Isn’t that the guy who spent time in a space capsule? As for news, is there still something going on in Iraq; or is it peaceful over there now that FOX and CNN think that what’s happening in and around Lebanon is news?
Posted by
Bill on 07/27 at 03:59 PM
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