Thursday, January 12, 2006

Meatbomb Squad: EMPANADAS, BABY!

Well I’ve wanted to get something else up here but I’ve been too busy lately to develop much content so I’m putting aside a few half-finished essays and making good with the empanadas.  These are pockets of savory stewed meat and onion that my sister in law Andie makes for us according to a traditional family recipe.  This year Andie showed up for NYE celebrations with all the empanada-fixin’s in store, so I tried to document the event and now I can ruin your newly-resolved dietary discipline with these shocking, unexpurgated photos.  Warning!! Crusty meatpockets ahead!

As with all old family recipes, the first thing is to get an old family.  In this case it’s the Palamins, and Andie’s mom kicked in with the savory meat filling.  I don’t know what-all went into this, but it’s amazing.

Then, get Andie.  Here we see her just starting to mash an egg -

into some flour.

She mixes it

and kneads it

till it’s elastic and consistent (much like myself).  Then she cuts off little chunks - a little bigger than a golf ball - and rolls them out.

She fills them with meat and a piece of hard-boiled egg

and folds them into a tringle shape, pinching the dough shut at the edges. 

They’re painted with egg, and then baked.

Cool briefly on racks, then scarf uncontrollably. 

There is no photographic evidence beyond this point.  Rest assured, they were delicious.  I’ll have something more substantial to post sometime soon.  And if it’s more substantial than one of these meatbombs, you know you’re gonna need a seltzer with that.

that's just the way it seemed to me at 05:54 PM


Dan, you have made my day!  Now I have photographic evidence that I CAN cook… or bake.  Next time I’ll remember to put make-up on before attempting to do any housework… never know when you’ll be lurking with your camera.  Miss you guys already!  Cheers!

Posted by  on  01/13  at  09:49 AM

i think this qualifies as Food P0rn… it’s only 8:20 in the morning and you’ve gone and made me hungry for meat pockets.  darn you!

Posted by P  on  01/13  at  10:22 AM

Meat-bombalicious!

Seriously, I’m hungry now.

Posted by Brad  on  01/13  at  11:00 AM

wow.  we make empanadas as a holiday tradition also and they’re totally different. they’re deep fried and stuffed with a mincemeat, dried fruit and brandy mixture.  sweet not savory.  I’m thinking I could have your kind for dinner, and mine for dessert.

Posted by Theresa  on  01/13  at  01:17 PM

Mmmm - they look great!  And I’m with Theresa, if I can come I’ll bring the wine!

And P...Food Porn ... hahahah!

Posted by Shannon  on  01/13  at  03:02 PM

Yes!  There’s nothing quite like a traditional meatbomb (I love a grenade) to round out a family gathering.

Posted by sawni  on  01/14  at  03:54 PM

Try your next “empanadas” with some olives and brunette raisins in the filling (1 or 2 olives and 6 raisins per empanada), also with some red pepper as spice.

The filling can vary, chicken meat, sea food and cheese, sweet filling(apple and cinnamon etc).

Posted by  on  05/18  at  04:08 PM
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