Monday, December 08, 2003

MONDAY MORNING WRAPUP

This has been among the most intense weekends I’ve ever endured, on the heels of a few pretty damn intense weeks.  I’ve had a cold for eight days, I drove 900 miles in 28 hours, and generally overextended myself.  I’m drowning in ideas I’d just like to sit down and write about - some that are amusing, and some that aren’t.  Life, really, is good.  At least, I’m pretty sure that it is.  But it certainly is interesting, and that merits a bit of writing all on its own. 

But here’s the thing: There are a lot of things that require my attention this week.  Some of them are waiting for me at my office and some are cowering in the dark corners of my apartment, but they all must be done.  I need to concentrate, people.  I need focus.  So for a few days, I’m afraid you’ll have to manage without much chucklehupdating.  There is just too much detail for me to get right, for me not to give it my full attention.  Attentiveness is one of my hallmarks and if I can’t do it right, I oughtn’t try it at all.  That’s my style, people.  It’s who I am.  It’s what I do.  Which is not much, as far as this site goes, for a few days. 

Maybe soon you’ll see a new vision of the Chucklehut.  My crack squad of drowsy engineers is even now procrastinating about coming up with a redesign for the whole damn thing.  But again, that demands attention, which is in short supply (especially with all this cough syrup I’ve been drinking). 

But to thank you for your patience and consideration during this brief hiatus, permit me to recall that last night at 10:30 we drove past Sacred Heart High School where a big sign now reads: “8th Grade Girls - Accepting Applications.” I’m thinking I’d like one.  Maybe something in a volleyball player?  Come on folks, its the holidays - dig deep!

And now - back to my damn life.  Have a happy.  Have two.  See ya soon.

common sense dictates that one not attempt to leave a comment when there is nothing to say but, as you and i both know, i’m not big on common sense. or it’s not on me. either way, here i am.

just a girl. in front a boy.
saying hello.

(and murdering a movie quote) really, does it get any better? i’m sure it does actually, but not from me.

don’t let the stuff get you down my friend. in the end, all that matters is me so hurry up and get that shit over with so we can bring the focus back to me… where it belongs.

"you’ll have to manage without much chucklehupdating” you say that as if it is almost possible; you say that as if people have been doing it for thousands of years, and we’d be idiots if we couldn’t figure out how to do so too; you say that as if you mean it. But you don’t, right? right? hello? *weeping and wailing commences*

Good luck with everything.

crap.

This is your way of telling me that I need to pay attention to my own job, huh? I’m seeing signs everywhere that the next two weeks require some serious work and now my sources of amusement are drying up.

Well, I’ll miss you but at least I won’t feel guilty about not checking in every few hours. Thanks, I think.

Two posts about 14-year-old girls in one page? What is this, livejournal?

Maybe you can get an 8th grade girl to ghost write the Hut while you’re away:

“So, like, today...I like saw Tony in the hall and he totally winked.  I’m like 85% sure, at least.  He might have just had, like, something in his eye or something, but I’m pretty sure he was totally throwing me the eye.  Plus, I was wearing that cute new skirt that I got from Hot Topic, so I bet he couldn’t take his eyes off of me LOL!! ROTFLMAO!!  Lovey smooches!  Tiff.”

Oh FINE I finally get back into town and now you need to go work...SHEESH!  I guess I’ll just have to go and try to make some of those damn cookies and hope that by the time I destroy my kitchen and get myself covered in flour and chocolate you’ll be back.

miss bliss’s kitchen sounds a lot more interesting than my own.

dan, we’ll miss you.  get done what you need to get done and come back to us fast!  the internet isn’t the same (even with the 8th grade girl ghost writer).

Good luck with it all, and please come back soon.

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