Friday, March 19, 2004

Polyp People

The Olney Daily Mail provides this valuable piece of journalistic insight: hornrims, a green plastic bucket on the head, and a sateen bodysuit shaped like surplus biology will make the young laugh at you, and the elderly will cower in disgust.  If you called yourself a Roma Tomato, the world would love you.  Call yourself a Polyp Man, though, and nobody is going to take you serious-like.  (tragically, this is clearly a transsexual polyp person, as it’s a woman dressed as a male Mr. Polyp.  Imagine the ribbing she took in gym class...)

"Colon cancer usually has no early symptoms.” I think I’d know it if I woke up one morning with one of those in my bed.

If this was the ONLY job in the world I could have, I would rather starve then wear that suit!

i have worn some funny suits in my time, but that one is really bad!!!

That is wrong on so many levels I just don’t know where to begin. The look on the face of the woman on the right says it all.  “I’d like to take that green hat and shove it up my boss’ polyp for making me pose in the picture.”

Farkin’-A, man.

do you sell tickets to your world?  because the news in mine isn’t anywhere near as interesting.
bah.