Thursday, May 27, 2004

Pubic Inquiry

It’s been a quiet few days at the ‘hut, so I was surprised to get an email from “Chris” who had some cogent and relevant things to say about one of my recent posts, and then asked me as follows:

“I am doing an honors project, so I am compiling a lexicon of sexual terms, http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com. For this project to work I need to get people to submit the oddest words they know. I also need some help promoting this project and I was wondering if you’d be interesting in doing a link exchange. Any help you could lend would be greatly appreciated. Here’s my link Encyclopedia of Sex. Thanks again.” Just to make sure this wasn’t automated spam I wrote him back, asking “what kind of honors project is this?” He responded promptly: “Im an extension student at UCLA, and my project is an english/sociology thing. I want to get words into this lexicon as well as some info on the people who enter the words, things like geographical location, age, and sex. That way I can do statistics (that part is how I got the project accepted).”

Well Okay Chris, here’s your shot: I’m opening the Chucklehut Floodgates (or trickleweirs) and inviting all my readers - both of you - to send Chris weird sex terms.  I didn’t have any myself, as most of my best stuff is made up.  He seems to have a decent start already, but I’m sure one of you will come up with something really groundbreaking. 

I can’t help but remember that my college sociology project was an analysis of the community of 20 art galleries in a four-block area of philadelphia.  The only dirty word I got to use was “commission.” And even then, it needs the proper context to be even moderately juicy.  Obviously, I wasted my education.  But at least it returned the favor.

that's just the way it seemed to me at 08:16 AM


i used to have a link to a web page that listed all sorts of crazy sex terms but it’s been ages since i looked at it. i’ll ask around and see if any of my friends have it. we had a lot of fun with it for a good while.

but even after all that, i can never remember what salad tossing really means. i’m so not clued in.

Posted by pea  on  05/27  at  10:07 AM

also, just for your amusement or maybe solely mine...i read the title of this entry three times before i realized it said pubic and not public. i guess after so many years of working in public affairs and being fearful of typos, i automatically insert an L, even when it’s not necessary.

got my million yet? you’ve had about 12 hours.

Posted by pea  on  05/27  at  10:09 AM

Oh good, I’m glad I could share my knowledge of dirty sex terms to the world.  Next task, world peace.

Posted by Almost Lucid (Brad)  on  05/28  at  08:25 AM

Um. Chris wrote to me too. Coincidence??

Posted by Kim  on  05/28  at  07:12 PM

I am jealous that Chris wrote to you and also sad that Chuckles doesn’t use the term “bat wing” in his daily vocabulary.

Posted by mia  on  05/28  at  10:29 PM

Sorry, I know french ones now!

Posted by Anji  on  05/29  at  01:40 AM

"i wasted...it returned the favour”

absolute gem. i love your writing :)

Posted by  on  06/05  at  01:23 AM

Just reading up on some of this lately, was interesting.

Posted by the playboy  on  11/02  at  12:09 PM

Found your site from another blog and wanted to see what this was all about

Posted by Sarah S  on  11/06  at  12:03 PM
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