Monday, July 07, 2003

Sign Here Damnit

Today’s the deadline for programs to submit their grant agreements for the upcoming year.  And by “Deadline” I mean “suggested submission date.” Nothing dies if somebody gets their paperwork to me a little late.  Not in direct response, anyway.  So we’ve got 99 programs all submitting 2 copies of 4-page agreements with an attached exhibit page, all of which have to get a control form, a programs name form with a circle to show which program in particular we’re dealing with, and “sign here” tabs for our Director and Executive Director.  It’s a lot of paper to shuffle, so I’m not inclined to cut people too much slack when they get the instructions wrong.  To the CEO who uses blue ink and a scanned signature - here’s your non-signed documents back, and try using a PEN this time.  Sneaky twirp.  And a special prize goes to “K”, who failed to remove the post-it note on the signature page reading, “K - forge this!  Robyn”.  K, I hate to spoil the surprise, but you’re gonna see those contracts again shortly, with a terse note asking you to confirm that the signatures are original.  We’re leaving the post-it where we found it. 

People.  Sheesh.

that's just the way it seemed to me at 03:51 PM


Hahahahaha!

Posted by Greg  on  07/07  at  05:59 PM

Sticky note in reply:
“K—Could you please forge this better? Thanks.”

Posted by Kate S.  on  07/07  at  06:59 PM

"K, could you do everything possible to ensure that we don’t get this grant funding? Thanks!”

Posted by patricia  on  07/07  at  11:17 PM

"K - please file this in your butt with the rest of our chances for funding.  thanks!!”

Posted by  on  07/08  at  10:56 AM

"Robyn—complicity to forgery = 1 to 3, unless you’re a three-time loser.  K is the snitch!”

Posted by Bill  on  07/08  at  11:15 AM

"robyn—i put this sticky note in my butt!  ha ha ha ha ha!  K.”

Posted by bryan  on  07/08  at  06:37 PM
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