Friday, July 25, 2003

Sorry for the Inconvenience

I don’t like conforming to my astrological predisposition.  Just because I’m a taurus doesn’t mean I have to act like one.  But too, too often I do.  For instance, I hate to change things that are working just fine.  But there is a time for all things, including change.  (There may be a song in that.  I’ll have to come back to that one.)

That’s why the Chucklehut left blogger - because things didn’t always work so well there, there was no tech support, and I felt lonely and unloved.  (pause for pitiful sigh.) My new host is supportive, efficient, and has a great sense of humor.  I’ve not once regretted changing over. 

Except that my masculinity is kind of threatened by the “lunanina” tag.  I shouldn’t be keying in on this kind of thing, I should be able to look down at my burly hirsute chest and to listen to my own rumbling deep voice and know that I’m every bit the man that Rip Taylor or Andy Dick is, if not more so. 

But I know that some of you out there aren’t able to access my testosterone-fueled manliness.  That’s why I hesitated to switch over to “lunanina.” Because I feared testicular atrophy.  Of course it was an unfounded fear, but nonetheless one which caused me to awaken shrieking at night.  Again, not good for the macho image.  Especially when you add in that I’m wearing a fuzzy nightcap and a dressing gown with ribbons on it.  Don’t ask.

So here’s the deal: Pea has got a new domain and I’m making a FINAL SWITCH thereto.  Starting on Monday I’ll be chucklehut.thalysman.com.  No, not yet, Pea is still getting the kinks ironed out and such, but on monday this site will redirect you to my final resting place.  It looks so peaceful on the yonder side....

DAMN. pick a place already! shit.

ok. now that I’ve gotten that out of the way people can focus on the other interesting tidbits of your entry.

i’m here to serve. you’re welcome.

I too have always hated whatever astrological tendencies I might have, preferring instead to reject the whole idea outright. I’ve said, to people who claim to know about this sort of thing, that “I’m an aries, but I don’t believe in any of this astrology bullshit.” the response is always the same: “typical aries”.

Oh for the love of shit!  Pick a place already, spaz-ma-tron!

And shave your chest while you’re at it…

spazmatron… wow… thanks.  I’d almost forgotten the whole third grade experience.  Now it’s rushing back in a whistle of tired radiators and the creak of my melvin’d underware. 

And I’ve got plenty of stuff to shave that’s better than my chest.  I’m thinking of going with cornrows down to my treasure trail.

hey, hey, hey. i go to all the trouble of getting the move out of the way and cw still razzes you about it? that’s just unacceptable.

as soon as i come up with a proper punishement, in the immortal words of your future gov., ‘i’ll be back.’

i’m disappointed in you, chuckleman! changing domains for technical issues, yes.  changing domains for superficial potential-identity-crisis issues, non. sigh. but in any event, good luck with the move.
and by the way spazz-ma-tron is SUCH a great nickname.  :) two thumbs up.

p.s. will the next site have smiley capability?  ‘cause i can forgive anything if you let me use smileys.

you’re a taurus, so you’d better get used to it, mister!

yipes, okay, so, i’ll pack up all my snide comments and prepare to go where you lead.

i have to change your link AGAIN?  i think i may need a nap.

You dare diss my man, Rip Taylor ... oh, wait a minute, that’s the guy with the weird mustache and voice ... I knew I’ve been coming to this fucking feminine lunanina site too long.

Think, man. ... Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Arnold Schwarzenegger ...

blah. i think lunanina is a perfectly fantabulous domain name. i don’t think we need to be dumping on it.

of course, it is my domain name so i would find it all shades of pretty but still ...

Patricia - just kidding.

I know. :D

After all, it’s so pretty; who wouldn’t love it?

oh yeah.

Dan. sigh.

what does he know anyway?

You know, I love puppies. But I don’t want to be one.  And I love meatballs.  But not on my shirt.  And I love the smell of napalm in the morning, and all that, but not after about 10:30 or so.  I like hearts just fine, but not like Patricia does.  I like Patricia’s tastes, but I have my own.  When it comes to how I am known to the world, the name that introduces me to international diplomats and superspies, I will be as picky and petty as I like.  Now I’m going to go into a corner and pout.  I just hope you’re happy.

can we say high maintanence?

So I went but your first house but they said you moved. Then I found out you were in my building so I was happy since I could just walk down the hall to borrow some sugar...or a few random words when mine got stuck. Then one day I go by and there was no answer, just some sign that you;d moved again. I went back to my place, relaxed for a while then made the journey here.

Now I’m tired.

Beloved Dan Chernin quote: “I’m ‘such a TAURUS?’ Ohhhhh, I thought you’ve been telling me I’m ‘such a TOURIST!’” -

Sun-in-Virgo, Pisces-rising, moon-in-Leo perspective: Oh sheesh, I’m not supposed to be at Blogger? Now you tell me.

Good to see you blogging, the medium suits you!