Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Take an acronym and call me in the morning

So I’m driving along and I see a store that specializes in Macintosh computer products.  It’s called “M.A.C.” The sign in front clarifies that’s supposed to stand for the “Macintosh Everything Center.”

You see the problem, don’t you?  If my computer dealer can’t handle a straightforward T.L.A., I am not going to let him handle my CPU (computer pomade unicorn).  I’m thinking of calling Steve Jobs and telling him to dumb it down a little. He’s obviously overestimated his retailers’ sophistication.

Sounds like they are a bunch of Major Ass Clowns.

Maybe M.E.C. was already taken by, you know, the My Enormous(I’m too embarassed to even write it) Company.

macintosh averything center.  what’s the problem?  :P

interestingly (not at all), MEC in french means, roughly, “dude.” so if the acronym were correct you would be reinforcing your masculinity AND your CPU at the same time.  well.  if you were also in france, that is.

Do they sell soft pretzels?

25 cents each; 3 for $1???

extra points if you get the reference

Herr Grosso: are you suggesting I have a soft one?  Who wants that?  And while I’m at it, I have some questions about this mud....

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