Wednesday, February 01, 2006

THE POWER OF STEVE

There’s a lot to do today - friends are coming over for supper so I have to do some cleaning, and there’s laundry and writing and ever so much crap to wade through.  But that doesn’t mean I won’t check my email.  And when my gmail screen shows this phrase:

Lightning Bolt - http://www.Xoxide.com - Steven Seagal‘s Energy Drink Taste the Power of Steven Seagal

- as an ad at the head of the page, well, I just gotta blog it.  Taste the power of Steve!  Go on taste it you weakling!  In fact shake it up first so it sprays all over you!  THE POWER OF STEVE COMPELS YOU!

My favorite part is that it’s missing some punctuation.  Steve Seagall may be a real man, a well-energized man, but that doesn’t mean he gets involved in pansy-ass niceties like punctuation.  If he needs a colon he’ll just tear one out of a nearby henchman.  Commas are for sissies, or occasionally he puts people into them with a kick to the brainpan.  I’m not even going to tell you what he said about periods. 

Okay, now I can do my laundry.  I feel strangely energized.  Steve Seagall, energy dork.

well, now i know what to put in my subject line the next time i email you. which, hmm, should be in about ten seconds. get ready!

sorry, but i have no desire to taste the power of Steven Seagal.  i’m afraid i don’t swing that way—but thanks for asking!  :)

Wow, you know you have made it when you get your own energy drink. I am hoping to be the name on the Red Bull sequel.

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