Friday, October 15, 2004

three strikes - I’m out of here

In the interest of energy conservation and time management, this one will be short and sweet.  I’ve been writing less this week, certainly fewer full-on essays.  I have, however, had a few strange phrases stuck in my brains and now I’m going to exorcise them on your sorry weekend-hungry butts: 

* Seeing all the ads on all the busses and billboards around town makes me wonder: Do I actually hate everybody who loves Raymond?

* I work for an agency so secret that it doesn’t even have an acronym.

* Wolfo-bismol: if you lycanthropy but it doesn’t lyke you back!

Yeah, pretty lame.  Welcome to my world.  It’s like you’re all flu viruses and I’m Chiron - if it’s up to me to stop you in your tracks, well today it just ain’t gonna happen.  I’ll have more ammo next week, and probably a better attitude too.  If not, be on the lookout for yet stupider jokes and even worse puns.  It’s how I get back at the world.

no!!!!  please, not the puns!!!!!

i’ve been searching for the exact phrase to describe how i feel about that show and you captured it perfectly.

i’ve never seen the show, but i did see Ray Romano do 90 minutes of stand-up when Erin and i were in Vegas this past weekend.  i laughed until it hurt—he was funnier then hell!

the show is not that bad ...

it is at least as not-bad as that last pun, which still has me in minor giggle over here.

;)

the 3rd pun btw reminds me of a sniglet (remember sniglets??), or it may have been a far side cartoon - luposlipophobia, the fear of being chased by wolves when you are wearing socks on a freshly waxed floor ...

So this guy walks into a bar… BFD

the good things about the raymond show are brad garrett (the brother) and peter boyles (the father).  these two are freakin’ gems.  sometimes they just get a look on their faces, or do a little take, and it’s like gold.

I think you’ve been bothered enough about the puns but that’s not going to stop me from adding my ‘argh’!