Friday, December 19, 2003

Two Random Food-Related Ruminations

* I was thinking that it would be cool if there were some cheap steakhouse where you could order your food and have a big pimp get you all wasted and ply you with all sorts of illicit activities as they prepare your surf and turf.  Snoop Dogg would be the maitre’ de.  It would be called The Shizzler.

* Someone was trying to convince me that it was good to be copied.  “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” she told me.  “Yeah,” I replied, “and it’s the cheapest form of vanilla.”

Time for supper.  Or couldn’t you tell?

"The Shizzler” reminds me of that whiny switchboard operator commercial for Old Navy—pojjhxwIBdc/uAa1qdfWXSjLK oiahsfuioh’i—SORRY, went a little berserk.

omg....that vanilla line was so damned funny!!  i had nearly forgotten it!!

and yeah, i’d eat at the Shizzler!!!  in a new york minute!!!

HAHAHA!  I love it.  Can i use that line at work, at give you credit?

i like the vanilla line.  :)