Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Uma and the Louts
I wish we had umlauts in english. They’re so much fun to use, and the word “umlaut” is fun to say. In fact, since we don’t have to deal with them in our language, I’m going to find something something to name Umlaut. Little Umlaut Ampersand, the boy with the conjugated declension. Sounds painful. Donate now, or his pain will be yours.
Yeah, Umlaut and me are going to get along just fine.

